The following is a list of people who are not as cool as I am:

rabidskunk
rabidmonkey2k6
Rabid7eyedBadger
RabidWolverine98
rabid_si
sevenrabidkoalas
rabidman
rabidsnypr
rabid_chipmunk
Rabid
rabidrodents
RabidDinosaur
rabidboy
RabidTesticles
Rabid Potato

That is all. Thank you.

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Poop.

If you find out which of the foregoing swallow, let me know.

You gotta admit Rabid, RabidTesticles is a badass nickname.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

And sevenrabidkoalas kicks way more ass than sixrabidkoalas ever did. I mean, come on, there's seven of them.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'm cooler than adozenrabidkoalas.

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Poop.

I'm sorry, Rabid_Weasle, but FrozenWeasles is way cooler than you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.