Man it's sweet.

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The Microsoft Toaster 2004 is much easier to use, and supports many more variations of bread to be turned into toast. It also costs less.

Did I mention that you don't have to leave Toast 2004 as the operating system? If you want, you can actually install Toastux 10.0, with your choice of GUI.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

ooh....thats a joke right??

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It's no joke. You can get one at Walmart. You might have to fight the white trash mommas for one though.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.