[Click to view comic: 'CC196: Christmas']

Merry Christmas All.

I saw mommy humping brad under the mistletoe.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That was you. Must have been an out of body experience. Though now I know why you borrowed my pink dress.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Nuh-uh. Mommy was wearing a slutty black dress!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Christmas is a gay old time:

[Click to view comic: 'What a Ho (Ho Ho)']

[Click to view comic: 'HOHOHO HO']

Don't leave me hanging, did he take the 8 bucks or not?

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Based on a festive IRC conversation:

[Click to view comic: 'Merry Christmas']

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'The Worst Wing Christmas Special']

LOL'ing at the Governor.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

"... every year, I still... *sniff*... pour an eggnog on the ground for my dead reindeer homies" = the funny

I'm not sure about the punchline of this one, but I dig santa's second dialog balloon.

[Click to view comic: 'So naughty, it's nice.']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Obijo, over the years you have stolen my heart. I would almost vote republican for you.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Christmas is Jesus' birthday. What a coincidence.']
[Click to view comic: '12 wangs of Christmas']
[Click to view comic: 'boinky & Santa']
[Click to view comic: 'boinky & Santa 2']
[Click to view comic: 'boinky & Santa']

[Click to view comic: 'christmas gifts']

If I were to tell you I'm not republican could I also steal your kidneys? I'm not a democrat either though. I'm in the middle somewhere, hoping for the day we either have a true multiple-party system, or the church or arse enters the political fray.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

An idea I got from one of my posts......
[Click to view comic: 'A Christmas Story']