Mr. Jackson was spotted riding his tricycle, dazed and confused, muttering something about finding Anne Heche and Margot Kidder.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Jackson prostate, held on tightly to his exo-fallopian tube whilst using his feet to gently tease the wine bottle out of his ass. The police raced to the scene hoping to share a drink with the wholesome 'Peter-Pan of pop.'

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

When caught, Jackson tried to apply the same reasoning to rape of a child as Cochrane had to murder - "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Today in Los Angeles, Michael Jackson was escorted by a convoy of police vehicles as he attempted to recreate the bicycle scene from 'The Wizard of Oz'. Mr. Jackson was purportedly playing the witch.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

ET...phone...hoooomo

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Man, this soft-pedalling thing isn't working as well as I expected.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

It's a pedophile, pedalling fast,
Late for his pedomorphism class!

(are you sick of me yet?)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

[quote]It's a pedophile, pedalling fast,
Late for his pedomorphism class!

(are you sick of me yet?)[/quote]

All this coming from "Peda".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[quote]It's a pedophile, pedalling fast,
Late for his pedomorphism class!

(are you sick of me yet?)[/quote]

No, but you might be pedantic.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh, for crying out loud, Jacko. Surely you can afford a white Bronco like O.J.

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t