Evildoers flee before the dread iron heel of justice!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

There must be a Frisco's new crime stopper or raised rump joke in here... Damn. I'm empty.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"It was becoming clear that the Los Angeles motorcycle cop budget needed to be re-examined"

"I will shoot the first person that so much as chuckles at me"

"My name's Susie. This is my beat."

"This is the last fucking time I let three young mexicans distract me and take my squad car."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"I have a matching pink gun as well."

The little bitch had put up a fight, but his perfect commandeering record was still intact.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.