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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

No caption yet, but I want to snatch every starchy hair off of both of them.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"AAAAH! EL CHUPACABRA!!!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"That's impressive, Ron, but I still don't think you could fit both my breats in there at once."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

E: "Well, I spent a lot of my time in this pose"
T: "Officer Jon is gay?"
E: "Praise Jesus!"

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

L= person on our left. R= person on our right.

First, my good one:

R: "Tell me you have a bra stashed somewhere in that big feather duster on top of your head, girl!"

And now my two lame ones:

L: "And we are here with our guest--.."

R: "Aha! It is me, Jesus!"

or....

L: "So, Ponch..."

R: "You're a homo!"

(I'm sorry, he looks like Ponch to me and now I'll always associate that 'You're a homo' pic with Ponch)

Both are pretty lame, I know.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

[quote]L: "So, Ponch..."

R: "You're a homo!"[/quote]

haw!

He is Ponch.

Or at least the actor who played him.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[quote]

He is Ponch.

Or at least the actor who played him.
[/quote]

Yeah, kaufman told me that after I had posted the above. Which I guess, would explain why he looked a lot like Ponch. Oh well. :/

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

L: Hey, CHiPS, I'll be the DiPS...

R: You're a fag!
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Erik Estrada was having no problems in the house until Tammy Fay played footsie with him and gouged grooves in his shinbone with her talons.

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Only Erik knew that under the tectonic plates of make-up, Tammy Fay was really his twin brother, Eriq Estrada.

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In a testament to Jim Henson's genius, the last two characters he ever created (Weepy the Clown and El Queso)are hauled out for a finalt tribute to him.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.