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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

"Ok keep back everyone, I think I'm gonna hawk-up a cat this time."

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

The President, in a rare public display, uses his mind to transmute a little-league player into a puddle of oil.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

It's always hard to cut the scrappy players, but the General Manager was determined to option Benji to Double-A Akron.

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I has a flavor!

President Bush and his dog displayed a remarkable feat of farting in public dislpay today. The dog's approval rating went up, while President Bush's stayed around the same.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh... now I miss my dog back home. :(

(Which is also a Scotty)

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Poop.

I used to miss my dog, then I got a longer stick.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet