I mean I want to scratch them all the time for the last few days. They're on perminant high-beam. Anyone know if I should be worried. Are they gonna fall off or give me cancer or something? At first it was fun, but enough is enough.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You should take out the nipple piercings.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Not the rhyming again...

:(

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Excessive wearing of nipple clamps will do that to a person. Maybe you should cut down to 12 hours a day.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Well if you'd stop fondling yourself all the time, that wouldn't happen!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And lactate on a regular schedule.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Its common knowledge that a cat's tongue is similar to sandpaper. Put the cat down and slowly back away Spankling.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Dermatologist time.

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What others say about boorite!

But the cat likes the milk.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh, almost forgot:

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.