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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Traffic has built up in the southern regions of the world, as hell freezes over."

"When boinky's six hour bout of frantic masturbation ended, he found himself in a very sticky situation."

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Why must you all hurt me?

I hurt you because I love you.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

"Stop! What the fuck are you doing outside?"

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Poop.

Not so fucking bossy now, are we, Mr. Stoplight?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"What the hell? All three lights are yellow!"

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AFROMANS MOVE

- Little Jimmy's mother had warned him not to leave the freezer door open...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Stoplight popsicles for everyone!!!"

"News just in: we can report that a lorry carrying 40 tonnes of icing sugar has collided with an lorry carrying 40 tonnes of dynamite. The damage is said to be extensive and delicious..."

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Yeah, but it's a dry cold.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.