It's amazing what a search in Google Image Search for "Funny" can do.

Possum eater.

-When Zebras Evolve - tonight on Fox.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Possum fucker.

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Poop.

He's really getting into that.

A caption for the last one:
"Ron Jeremy, when asked what animal he would like to be the most, doubles the lion population in nearly two weeks."

..............

no.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Lion caption: Get yer claws off my fucking sack!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

--Lion pic--

-Whispering announcer: This lioness's vagina has been secretly replaced with a box of razor blades. Let's see if he notices.

-"What do you mean I'm tight? I don't even feel you in me." Meanwhile, down below, a mole is rudely awakened in his hole.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Caption for the first one:
"And as the two raced by, a little boy in a suit with greased back hair looked over and said, 'zoom-zoom!' Then the lion ran back and disemboweled him, much to the delight of... the planet."