Your mind is just about gone.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Jim vowed never to eat Peeps while tripping on acid, again!"

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

"Hello? Yes, we need the FBI to catch some rouge telitubbies. What? You see it? I hate getting busted..."

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

These cute little guys are famous for their loveable nature, their lively dancing to recorder music, and their ability to skeletonize a cow in under 2 minutes.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The film "Let's talk about STD" geared for pre-schoolers features different colored characters for most common STDs. Seen here in Friendly Bob's body is AIDsley talking about condoms.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The first high-resolution image of positrons.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The new Evil Dead remake isn't as scary as horror fans hoped.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

This is how a 4 year old sees a party political broadcast after drinking too much Sunny D

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Man, the budget for the new Klumps movie isn't what I had expected.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.