Test. Don't test. This is just an intro. A small sample of what the lyrical machine is capable of. Warning. Do not test. Highly. Volatile.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Thanks. The changes look like they've worked.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

So the site hasn't sold out?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It was mainly URL stuff and whatnot. Whether Brad sold out or not, I don't know. One thing's for sure, that broadband connection didn't buy itself...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

So then I says, "Them broadband connections ain't gonna buy themselves."

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Poop.

Ha ha!

What the fuh...I mean, what the...what...

*commits suicide*

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."