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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Disney's The Girl with Breadcrumb Feet

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Chin-Hi-Zao finally learned how to emulate Howard Dean's infamous scream, and with that mastery, came another talent...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

>D >D :8O :8) :8D hahahahaha

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

I feel deeply sorry for this young girl. Being tormented is not funny at all. If I could I would save her and help her home.

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~Always Have a Smile to Brighten Your Day~

Oh crap.

Nate left, and someone even more annoying came in his place.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I only laugh to keep from crying.

- Once the patient begins to cough up the pidgeons congesting her lungs, she is well on her way to recovering from SARS.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I actually had to look twice to figure out that that was a real girl and not a statue or something.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...