How does one make a "Wirthling sucks" comic? I want to make one to score better on the Stripcreator purity test, but I don't know quite how to. Is it enough to just have wirthling and say that he sucks? I suspect there is more.

Please help me in my quest to depurify myself.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

read gabe_billings's early comics. And his later comics. And the ones in the middle too. I'm sure you'll find plenty of strips to inspire you.

I believe Comic Contest 6 (or one of the very early ones) was about this precice topic. Check the Comic Contest forum for even further info.

Thank you.

Reno always was the coolest Turk.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Indeed. He's also the handsomest.

And the one I resemble the most.

That first sentence worried me until I saw the second.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Basically the comic stars Wirthling.

And he sucks.

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Poop.

Dude, here's my wirthling sucks comic.
[Click to view comic: 'wirthling Sucks']

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

[quote]How does one make a "Wirthling sucks" comic? I want to make one to score better on the Stripcreator purity test, but I don't know quite how to. Is it enough to just have wirthling and say that he sucks? I suspect there is more.
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I obviously haven't been spending nearly enough time here lately. My legend wanes.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Apparently so. *hands withling a tissue*

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Most people don't even have the decency to pass him a tissue when he's done sucking.

Oh wait, he's never done sucking.

Newton expressed it as such in his famous 4th Law:

"The time rate of change of wirthling's suck is always of a value greater than zero.

In fact, he's greater than zero-ing me under my desk as I write this."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You don't have to hand it to him. He just sucks it to himself.

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Poop.