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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I don't get it.

I got a bone to pick with that movie. I rented it for its title, and there was absolutely no hardcore pornography in it. We need to file a truth in advertising complaint against the producers of such a misleading film...

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I has a flavor!

oooooooooh. XXX.

Now don't you wish you could edit posts?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

No, you still suck.

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Poop.

I got a post you can "edit."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You know that kind of talk turns me on.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That's cause you're a slut.

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Poop.

This coming from the 2002 "World Blowjob Champion".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You've been jelouse of me ever since I made captain of the blow-job team and you didn't.

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Poop.

You weren't the captain. You were the water-boy. And you always fucked up, bringing us salt water. As if it weren't salty enough sucking down dick snot.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I bet you were a real pro on the fishing team.

They called you a Master BAITER.

Har har har!

MASTER BAITER! HAR HAR HAR!

MASTERBAITER!!!!! HARDY HAAAAAAAAAARRRR!

MASTURBA...

*dies*