I thought it would be fun to remake my first comic. I could just edit it, but something about editing your first comic just seems icky to me.

Here's the original:

[Click to view comic: 'This is bulllllllllllsssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiittttttttttt']

Here's the remake:

[Click to view comic: 'This is BULLLLLLLLshit']

Feel free to add your own.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I like my first comic how it is.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You're repressing.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I know. :(

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Wait, no, my first comic really is damn awesome.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Most people's are actually. I was just looking through them.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Mine's totally awesome.

If by awesome you mean, "unfunny" or "blatantly angst-ridden."

Mine technically isn't very funny, but I still enjoy the irony of it.

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Poop.

I've also remade it already (see: second comic I ever made).

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Poop.

I have no idea what I was thinking with my first comic. Okay, it has a tough chick in it... but other than that... no idea.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

My first comic sucks. In fact, so do the other 1584.