"I might hold off on getting this one fixed."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Obviously Ted Danson didn't learned his lesson.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Promotional photo shoot for the new 'Island of Dr. Moreau'-themed Victoria's Secret show.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mulder and Scully felt that Carter was stretching the bounds of credibility with the latest X-Files scripts.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

She was out walking her man-dog-rabbit when she stopped and realized that it was actually made out of chocolate...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Beware of Doug"

HER: Go ahead and take your dump you perv. You look like an idiot and I feel embarrassed.

HIM: (mumbling) Could be those soup cans on yer head...

HER: WHAT!?!

HIM: Nothing dear! Pooping now as commanded!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Beginning to regret the ruby slipper for dewinged monkey trade, an elderly Dorothy Gale begrudgingly takes her Gimpanzee for a walk just outside of their Emporia Kansas sex lair.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Is it just me or is she hot in a lonley suburban housewife sort of way?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Bill, you have watched way too much Angel. You are NOT a werewolf. Now COME HOME and stop scaring the neighbor's cat."

"Yes, dear."

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Matilda didnt know how far her husband's furry fetish went until he made her take him for a walk.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

While taking a long, luxurious poop on the front lawn, the world's greatest undercover narcotics agent observed the big dope deal that would put Vicki's husband Rob in prison for a long, long time.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.