http://solar.physics.montana.edu/canfield/family/2001/silly.jpg

way too big for this page.

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Better?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Much.

"IS IT GOOD?! DO YOU LIKE IT?!"

"If you like that sponge cake, just wait 'til I get out the Trouser Twinkieâ„¢!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

And youll have Milk , and youll have cookies , and youll have dolls and youll have prams and ....

YAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Get any closer to my cornbread and I'll kung fu your ass, old man.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yes, that's highly captionable.

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-"...so there I am with Ben's guts oozing all over my army-issue boots, and all I can think is how great that first kill felt. I was alive for the very first time. THE END. Now go to bed, Karen."

-"Remember, when people ask, you tell them they're mistaken and you never had a brother."

-"Sweety, I'd like to introduce you to your new mother. Now I know what you're thinking - she looks a lot like Spot. But think about it. Would a dog be wearing a dress?"

-"I adopted you into this world, I can adopt you out. But I like to call it 'loan'. Now grab your things, Mr. Edwards is here."

-"I know I'm just the gardener, but sometimes I watch you while you sleep."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"I say old chum, would be so kind as to give the bottle of white powder stuck to my top teeth a quick yank. Terribly kind of you"

"Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe?"

Yes, it's 9 , COUNT EM! 9 times in marathon man.

LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHING !!!

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

sorry ... thats the most of firemarshal bill i can remember.

:)

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

"And then the magical pixies came to the fairy forest!"

"Yay! Tell me another story about the last time you took hallucinogens!"

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

I told you I could hold a bottle of milk with my front teeth.

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AFROMANS MOVE

What is that? Some kinda penis-cozy?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You scare me.

This is how we tune in Tokyo! Does your momma have short wave? Cause I'd like to *static*

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

What scares me is he's "Grandpa Dick" on the family website.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Is it just me or do they look not even slightly related? I mean the little girl's gotta be asian or something, and the old guy is clearly a honky nut monger. So Grandpa Dick might be a molester.... a certified molester.

A 'honky nut monger'? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

- Psst, Karen! When I place your naked little arse on top of my humming, throbbing, eager member, let's both act surprised!

- And this is the Kodak moment when Karen and I found out we both use the same brand of Diapers. And yes, it IS Huggies Megaload.

- Okay, Karen, show the nice photographer what we do when we see a pair of bodacious ta-tas.

- Okay, Karen, let's show everyone how big that Trouser Twinkie was that I gave you in the last picture.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

brilliant.

-"go on, sweety. Show the nice fellows over the internet the size of Granpa's Crotch Surprise"

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Rosie is even happier after her family replaced Billy the Big Mouth Bass with Dick the Perpetually Surprised Grandpa.

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I has a flavor!

[quote]A 'honky nut monger'? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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Welcome to my world.