From laughing at this

If you can stop laughing long enough, caption this baby!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

~ I'm ready for my closeup Mr. Devile.

~ There were two of them. TWO! Then we went to the vet! What the fuck happened!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[blonde]I've been watching that for over an hour waiting for her to run out of golf balls.[/blonde]

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Tiddles, have you been getting fucked by old ned the golf course attendant again?"

-Ed wa'nt a very bright man, but when he realized that one a the litter was a mutant, well, he done opened hisself a batting cage!

-The well-guarded secret at the heart of the Wilson megacorp.

-The alternate ending to Matrix Revolutions.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

This one I'll name Kitty... this one Rooster... this one Kittster... this one Rooty...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

The goal of golf is to get the ball in the hole using as few strokes as possible.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Wilson's new marketing strategy was as critically lambasted as the similar 'Baby Name Sale' e-bay fiasco.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Menstruation

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i want to piss on you

Veterinarians worldwide are still baffled to what reporters are calling the Ping-Pong Miracle; not just because of the unending supply of ping pongs, but also because no one knows why a new orifice into the lower intestine would appear.

Mr. Whiskers's belly suddenly exploded with a shower of ping-pong balls, after vehemently denying he had anything to do with the disappearance of my sporting goods.

Heralded as a new scientific achievement, the first monotreme feline is unveiled to a slightly baffled public.