Yeah, I know I'm an idiot.. but I'm a NEW idiot so cut me some slack. Thanks.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

You have to donate to the site to be able to rate other users and comics.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

well, you look at your screen and in a loud, clear voice, yell "thats good!" or "thats no good!" and then the magical brad fairy comes along and adds your vote to the list

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Heh, Brad's a fairy.

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Poop.

n00b!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

REALLY?

*Five minutes later*

Hey it didn't work!

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

You must have shouted too harshly at it. Stripcreator can be moody like that, and if you've offended it, it might swallow up your comics. I know all too well its vindictive nature. I once had THE funniest strip in all of existence... at least I did until stripcreator saw me looking at another, cuter website. :(

STRIPCREATOR, I'M SO SORRY!

[quote]You must have shouted too harshly at it. Stripcreator can be moody like that, and if you've offended it, it might swallow up your comics. I know all too well its vindictive nature. I once had THE funniest strip in all of existence... at least I did until stripcreator saw me looking at another, cuter website. :(

STRIPCREATOR, I'M SO SORRY![/quote]

Ok, I got it. When it didn't work I shoved a cookie in my hard drive, and I think that appeased it. Thanks for your help.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

There is no need for that kind of filth in here.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Yes there is. I love putting my cookies into hard drives.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What is with you people and your euphamisms???

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Man, euphamisms are great. Especially when they're all polished and greased and you can stick 'em just about anywhere.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yeah.. this is where I leave the board. Must protect what's left of my innocent brain...

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

[quote]
Man, euphamisms are great. Especially when they're all polished and greased and you can stick 'em just about anywhere.[/quote]

Especially inuendo.