Uh...well, not really. But my company has decided to crack down on non-work-related internet usage. To think, I am actually going to have to EARN my money! Well, I never! But I'll be seeing y'all less. Rejoice, weep, whatever suits you. See ya 'round.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh no!

I'm glad your superiors received the fruit basket I sent them.

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Menthol?

Your company rules.

ElTigre, it wasn't the fruit basket that did it. It was the various exotic blowjobs you gave them that worked.

Dougan, I love you regardless of your barbs. You are such a nice, dainty little hobbit. Let's not fight, sweet Dougan. Let us skip merrily through the shining fields of daisies together.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This means I win the argument.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Same here bro.

In case anyone's been wondering why I've not been on much lately.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yes we have.

If by wondering you mean celebrating.

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Poop.

My exotic blowjobs are the only reason your ass hasn't gotten fired yet. Thats just my way of saying I care Mikey.

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Menthol?

That might explain why when I offer a blowjob to my superiors they smirk, pat their crotches, and say 'It's already taken care of, buddy.'

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

*crickets*

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.