"Uh, Bob? I think you have something on your forehead."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Ewww, morning breath!"
Only Listerine dissolves the decomposing mice that cause plaque, gingivitis, and bad breath.

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i want to piss on you

...and again...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Keptin, they put ny nose in creatures!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1994: Spankling, for whatever reason, inspired by the X-Files, joins the Snake Handlers, looking for a "religious experience, one like being struxk frim On High,from two directions"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

-Though it would take 16 hours for the snake's jaw to unhinge to the point of being able to swallow him, it was a small price to pay to uphold the honor of suicidal herpetologists everywhere.

-Never again would he play the "Close your eyes while I crack an egg over your head" game.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Vulcan Mind Meld

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i want to piss on you

Several minutes before his infamously overzealous speech, Howard Dean tries a controversial, experimental, and ultimately detrimental alternative to Botox.

Sy Sperling's Eyebrow Regrowth treatment was receiving mixed reviews.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

- Although the idea might seem novel to most beastiality fans, it's not easy to train a herp to deep-throat the right head

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)