I am awesome! I am the best! There is none better! I'm #1! The top dog! The king of it all! Tremble before me, ye pathetic rodents, for I will rule you all!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Go away.

You go get 'em, Sparky.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Phew.

From the title of this thread I thought it was going to be another posting of Camel Toe Elvis.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Yea....it would be a crime if you became ruler of us all. You'd just humiliate yourself.

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

Well if you do and we find out about it, are you gonna be sorry!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.