Ye GODS, Kaufman! I was caught in a paradox between laughing and groaning, and only escaped by having my boss tickle me. Dman you, kaufman, and your sense of humor! DAMN YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!
*shakes fist*
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.