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o.O

Ya motha's ass.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

A starving vulture would!

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

J-LO wasn't happy with the lighting on her last photo shoot.

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Confucius say: "Virginity is like a bubble. One prick and its gone..."

"I'm too sexy for my skin..."

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Note to self - buy an electric razor. These cheap disposables nick the fuck out my face.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Yet another horrific reminder of the risks of not researching your plastic surgeon.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"dont pick at it. It'll look better in the mourning."

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

See son? It's an old camping thing... if you're telling a creepy story, shine the flashlight on your face from below. It makes it really scary!

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Kajun looked in the mirror and swore he'd never go drinking again.

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What others say about boorite!

"Man, it's really hot in here. Can somebody gimme a hand gettin' this skin off?"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

An unfrozen Ted Williams mulls returning to the Red Sox.

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I has a flavor!