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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Tired of low-cholesterol junk food? Have we got the solution for you!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Cheez it. I'd rather just drink myself to death, if it's all the same.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

if only elvis were alive to see this.

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i want to piss on you

Oh man...I think I saw that booth at the MN State Fair! Deep fry it and put it on a stick. How can anyone NOT want it?

Caption:

*Attempting to compete with the Ukrainian company selling chocolate-covered pork fat, Hershey's finds a goldmine market in the south.

(yes, the Ukrainians did invent chocolate covered pork fat)

Hershey's finds slightly better success with their latest than with their previous one, "Deep-Fried Afterbirth".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hershey's finds slightly better success with their latest than with their previous one, "Deep-Fried Afterbirth".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I liked your first one better, Mikey.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

They're crunchy AND fattening! Mmmm...

and possibly... I'm lovin it.

...although i might have heard that somewhere else...

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Confucius say: "Virginity is like a bubble. One prick and its gone..."

Chocolate is proven to lower your cholesterol...
...except in the milk chocolate and deep fried states.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

What I love is the legs on that woman in the picture. Do they ever come close to meeting at the top? I'm guessing they're still 8 inches apart up there.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

plus, the guy to her right, the one with the white sneakers, is from The Hills Have Eyes.

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i want to piss on you

Is it the deep fried candy bars that does it to them?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

they're definitely mutating, that's for sure.

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i want to piss on you

"Disguised as a Deep fried candy bar vendor, The dreaded South American plump people eater plant never misses a meal."

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

The sheer ridiculousness of the ensuing candy puns drew Snickers from the audience.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.