A Screenshot from the unfortunately titled "Cave Explorer".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

If I ever saw that in real life, I'm sure it would be a MIRAGE.

Mario's sister perfrects the "ass jump."

The shine from her armor clam guard is lighting a path to my feet. I feel myself drawn closer... could it be a trap? Who the fuck cares?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

you mean: A Twatshot from the unfortunately titled "Cave Explorer".

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i want to piss on you

IVE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS . . . . .

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

A preview shot from the latest Squaresoft release: Final Flatulence VII.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Local video game character comes to an unfortunate "end" when she lands rear first directly on 20 foot tall stalagmite.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

why is that unfortunately? some women beg for that.

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i want to piss on you

Badass video game vixen Trix McHooters is seen here in the middle of her finishing move, 'The Labia of Doom'.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Ummm... yeah, where do I get me one of those?"

"On a bet, Trixie attempted the most dangerous Pilates move ever."

PLEASE RATE ME !!!
PLEASE RATE ME !!!
PLEASE RATE ME !!!

PLEASE RATE ME !!!

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

Propelled by a sudden burst of intestinal fartitude, Xena momentarily defies Lord Gravity by levitating in mid-air, a'la Wile E. Coyote. Quick to cash in on the show's wildly popular computer-generated action sequence, Lucy Lawless signs a multi-million dollar endorsement deal with Acme Bean Dip.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.