Those looking for bestiality will be sorely dissapointed but should check out um.... horsefucker.com or something. Anywho, DeXx's dolphins have infinite possibilities, as displayed below.

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[Click to view comic: 'A Bastardization of Science']
[Click to view comic: 'They Call Him Flipper']

I'll give you fifty points if you can identify where the last two lines in "Bastardization of Science" are from.

I'm gonna start a system called Possum Points. Get five hundred and... you'll get a surprise. Mmm.

don hertzfeldt's "Rejected." come up with a harder one, buddy.

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ok, for a hundred points:

"How do you guys keep it going all this time?"
"A vibrating egg."

annie hall: alvy asking the old guy on the street if his wife needs any stimulation like marijuana.

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god. DAMN IT! Try this one on for size, film boy:

"There is something I must do. There is something I must do."
"There is nothing you must do. There is nothing you must do."

150 points and a smack on the ass.

I'll give you fifty points if you can explain how anyone would think these comics are anything but complete shite.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

vertigo. nice choice, and tough quote, too.

my turn (and i'm going camp):

"A hundred eggs a day? You mean I could eat hundred?"

"A thousand if you want em."

"I do love you, Mr. Eggman. Even though I do love my little eggies just a little a bit better, I do love you more than any man I’ve ever known."

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I'll give you fifty points if you can explain how anyone would think these comics are anything but complete shite.[/quote]

fuck you.

[quote]vertigo. nice choice, and tough quote, too.

my turn (and i'm going camp):

"A hundred eggs a day? You mean I could eat hundred?"

"A thousand if you want em."

"I do love you, Mr. Eggman. Even though I do love my little eggies just a little a bit better, I do love you more than any man I’ve ever known."
[/quote]

I give up. Not even IMDB could help me out.

well, 150 more and you've got a prize. And I thought no one would get that! I mean you can barely hear Kim Novak say anything!

I'll give you fifty points if you can explain how anyone would think these comics are anything but complete shite.[/quote]

fuck you.[/quote]
Easy, now. Save some of that wit for your comics!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Fights do not Go Here.

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[quote]vertigo. nice choice, and tough quote, too.

my turn (and i'm going camp):

"A hundred eggs a day? You mean I could eat hundred?"

"A thousand if you want em."

"I do love you, Mr. Eggman. Even though I do love my little eggies just a little a bit better, I do love you more than any man I’ve ever known."
[/quote]

Pink mufukkin' Flamingos. BYITCH!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

mikey wins the taco.

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