You've seen 'em in action. You love 'em. You rewind 90-kajillian times to watch 'em. Who knew that a simple bit of clothing could be so complicated? Well... maybe clothing isn't as simple as we thought all along. Today's high tech knit-ware can go wrong... terribly wrong. And with shocking, sometimes deadly results.

What I want to see is Extreme Wardrobe Malfunctions. Do the cloths need to make sense? Fork no. Maybe the propeller pasties get a little too wound up. Maybe the edible panties decide to bite back.

As always, humor and originality are tops on the list of point getters. Of course having a female something in the cloths helps. And as an unexpected twist, nudity is not strongly encouraged or necessary.

I'll give this a wrap around to the weekend after this one. PVing takes time.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

This contest is slower than that kid who lives on my street and wears a helmet.

Boinky... aren't you the only kid on your street?

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Poop.

Yes.

[sarcasm]No, everyone is just overwhelmed by the skilz shown in my early entry.[/sarcasm]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

obvious I know, but ...

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[quote]obvious I know, but ...
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...........

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Poop.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Like much of the planet I almost forgot about this contest. But keep p-shopping through today kids. I may get to judging tonight.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm going to post my face to all of my PV entries.

Okay. I got one bullet for this contest and I had better use it. A winner is boinkers for showing me some leg.

Congrats b. Have fun.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It was rigged! I demand a recount!

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Poop.

Jeebus. Bush, caught with his pants down. The irony, don't you get it? THE IRONY!!!!

*sigh*

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Cool.

Jeebus. Spankling wearing normal clothes. The irony, don't you get it? THE IRONY!!!!

*sigh*

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Poop.

Okay...

One for boinkers.

And that's it. and No. That aint a dangling chad on another vote. I'm just tired.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet