"Hey! How'd this Planet of the Apes figurine get mixed in with my G.I. Joes?"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Captions, damn you! I swear to god, I'll kill every last one of you miserable bastards!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Integrity sold separately.

;)

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

"I managed to fit my fat, ignorant ass into a flight suit and they made a doll outta me! Mission Accomplished!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Bush: G.I. Joe, you have had fourteen years to disarm. Now we have no choice but to declare war on you.

Joe: For the last time, THE GUN IS ATTACHED TO MY HANDS!

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AFROMANS MOVE

He thinks Stretch Armstrong is full of oil.

Now with duty skipping action.

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Poop.

Terrorists and weapons of mass destruction are not toys. Therefore, you need a brave doll to help you rid the planet of them. Wait, I mean action figure! 'Doll' sounds too sissy. Can we change 'doll' to 'action figure!'? With the exclamation point, because I need people to believe in this doll!

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

"brains not included."

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

"Mom, I can't find my George W. Bush Aviator doll anywhere!"

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What others say about boorite!

In a tragic accident, Flight Suit Bush forgot to check for his parachute before going skydiving this morning. Police suspect a still-bitter Gore to blame.

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This is not a signature.

"From the makers of 'Barbie-Fucking' Clinton."

"Real head-shoving-up-ass action!"

Comes with real packet of cocaine!

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I has a flavor!

"Now you TOO can get all the hot Republican action Laura gets every night with your very own INFLATABLE BUSH!"

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Boorite, you are awesome.

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Poop.