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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"I like my men skinny."

Wendy took the Adkins diet a bit too far. She deboned her husband on the street in 2 minutes flat.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

If he had any guts he'd leave her.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Sexual education at Douglas Middle took a surprising twist today, as Trish Gremaldi taught her 10th grade class how to buttfuck a skeleton.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Calista Flockhart and her partner are off to San Francisco to get married.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Calista Flockhart and her partner are off to San Francisco to get married.

ACK !!! ya beat me to it .. damn.

Enjoy my Damnation.

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

I see at least two people with a boner right now.

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Poop.

Dawn of the Dead: When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will be molested on earth!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Necrophiliacs Anonymous anyone?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

He knew it was "taboo" , but Jeff could not deny his feelings for Janice, and decided to take her to the
"Dead and Loving it" mixer anyways.

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

We were all kind of spooked out when Aunt Beatrice showed us on the doctor's skeleten what she would do to 'that sultry Angelina Jolie' if she was there now.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.