"Just when you thought muppet porn couldn't get any worse ...."

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"By the power vested in me, you are baptised into the church of the lactating orangutan!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Is this weird for you? Just tell us if this starts to feel weird for you."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Unable to come up with any new ideas for a Planet of the Apes sequel, Tim Burton and Marky Mark take a quick timeout for milk and cookies.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Fortunately, Gollum porn never really caught on.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Ok seriously... what the hell is the deal with this one?

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Poop.

The cult of the Lactating Moon was finally dispersed and its ringleaders arrested for their ceremonies of ritualized rape and puppet sex.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I don't know what my firewall/zone alarm is blocking, but I don't even see the red x for this thing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Tongue tied and twisted like an earthbound misfit, Mokey soon realizes she is no longer in Fraggle Rock.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Not surprisingly, they all will be playing football for Colorado next year.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[quote]...

Ok seriously... what the hell is the deal with this one?[/quote]

No clue. The guy who passed it on to me said he didn't know either.

"I know its weird, but its good for your skin. Look at what it did to my little friend!"

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.