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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

How about, 'Fuck. Why couldn't I have been at that wedding?'.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Guess which one gets married next.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's all fun and games 'til someone loses an eye.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Dear Diary... This year I have a secret advantage. By rapidly shedding my clothes, I know I can jump just a fraction of an inch higher!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"O.K. everybody -- what famous landmark am I? The EYE-FULL TOWER! Tee Hee!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

.... and, oddly enough, every boy between 10 and 16 attending the reception disappeared for exactly four minutes immediately after Lisa's "little accident."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That's what I call flash photography.

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What others say about boorite!

She got the bouquet, but she also got two black eyes...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

- What a great day! She'd caught flowers from the bride and syphilis from the groom.

- Behind her, a furry flash scampers past. And Eddie'd trained his monkey well.
- Hands were flying upward, and breasts were flying outward. And as a wayward pinky brushed a nipple, Joe knew his impotence was cured.

- Actually she'd pulled 'em out before the throw hoping to psyche a few of them out.

- From this day forward till her death, she'd be known by family as Booby McFlower.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

--And in that moment, the groom wondered whether he'd married the right set of breasts... er... woman.