Hey guys!

I'm from the www.whatisexistence.com HL Mod Forums. Rituality pointed this place out, and a fair few of us have joined. Its an awesome system and we're having a real laugh :D check out my 5-part Why Squirrels Are Evil story!

[Click to view comic: 'Why Squirrels Are Evil']

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Existence Has You! Hostile17

Alright, pal, I've been to your website, and your character "Gabe Johnson" bears an absolutely uncanny resemblance to a Gabe of our own.

That's Gabe Billings, alright. I smell a lawsuit.

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What others say about boorite!

I dunno - our gabe never looked so happy and light-hearted.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And I'm usually not wearing pants.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That Gabe Billings is a bad mutha--

SHUT YO MOUTH!

But I'm talkin' about Gabe.

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What others say about boorite!

Who's the bald private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks?

GABE!

Damn right.

He's a complicated man that no one understands but his donkey.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I thought they were called foals...

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

Where'd this damn Hostile17 go, anyway? Did he just drive by to Spam us?

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What others say about boorite!