The budget for the latest Terminator sequel has been slashed dramatically.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I'm Rick James , Bitch !

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

Jay's laughter quickly turned to horror after his boss (who told him he could build a robotic monkey to do Jay's job better) actually made good his threat.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It flings shit at a velocity unmatched in nature.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"The REAL King Kong"

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

California governor Arnold Schwartzenegger and former Carmel mayor Clint Eastwood are said to be joining forces in the upcoming action flick "Every Which Way But Loose 3: Rise of the Orangutang Cyborgs". Here, a robotic Clyde is programmed to delete all pornographic Ruth Gordon images from unauthorized "Harold and Maude" fan sites.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

"How much did I drink on that flight? I don't remember ordering anything from SkyMall."

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What others say about boorite!

Yup! We've come a long way since the seventies. Now I can open and close my automated garage door by using a remote control the size of a small walnut (or two hazlenutes sellotaped together).
But I tell ya son, back in the seventies, a 15 Kilo remote control that used decapitated monkey heads for a battery was state-of-the-art.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

We was such a promise in "big trouble in Little china" and now look at how he ended. A lawn ornament *sob*

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Daddy? COme back inside, Daddy!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Daddy? COme back inside, Daddy!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

1. No sir, I'm not going to kill you. I'm just the parking valet.

2. Oh? Well, on my planet, YOU would be considered the stomach-churningly hideous one.

3. Mind if I lick your feet? Promise I won't eat 'em.

4. I'm from the escort service. Bunny called in sick.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.