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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

For when your "fuck me" shoes just won't do the trick.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

So it's one of those places where they do it right on your table.

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What others say about boorite!

ADVERTISEMENT: Our buffet is so incredible, it'll make you say... Fuk Mi! [tm]

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I don't recommend the crabs.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Welcome to our establishment! Your hostesses are ready to attend to your every need.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Ha ha! That says "buff"!

Fuk Yoo found that his business tripled after he made that subtle, but oh so important name change.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

- Finding his Irish-Vietnamese menu bombing and himself going bankrupt, he decided to spend his last 5 kilobucks on hookers, enemas, and a novelty sign.

- The sign maker's conscious had killed him, but money's money.

- ...which led to a huge incident when the owner accidently hired a waitress named Mi.

- Well, you couldn't exactly watch the universe end, but Fuk Mi on Frogstar D did have those minty toothpicks everyone loves.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.