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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It all started after Mario grabbed that peyote button power-up.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

How the fuck did Cactuar get in there? ARE SQUARE AND NINTENDO REUNITING!?! JOY!!!!

The 2001 Monolith on Acid

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Alice Cooper's Nintendo game wasn't the success the industry had hoped for.

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I has a flavor!

"Drug-induced levels or subliminal sex reference levels....hmmmm...Why not both?!"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Atari Inc hopes to score big with vegan 80s music afficianados with next month's release of the much anticipated "The Jolly Green Giant Does the Safety Dance" adventure series.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Greetings from Hoboken, New Jersey!

"You're flaming, there are pink dildos in the background, and that cactus looks like it's being assraped. I fucking hate Konami."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Fans were shocked and dismayed when Halo 2 finally came out for the Xbox platform...

LOL. Nice debut!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.