you cunts!

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Dad was flammable

I'm celebrating pagan-style!

*rogers a rabbit*

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Im no cunt! Im a douche!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I would just like to say that my Easter blew goats this year. Not to say that Jesus' Easter is all fun and games, but seriously. a) I had to work today [not a big deal, it was pretty dead] b) the stupid bus driver saw me running down the stairs to catch the bus and drove away [stupid cunt] c) I FINALLY get home to find that my family had already left for wherever we were going for dinner, leaivng me a note saying to come there, but I had never been there, so I had no idea where I was going.

So... I came downstairs, put on my PJ's, and went to bed. At 3pm. On Easter.

Yay.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Having celebrated the spring a while back I wondered why so many stores were closed. At least candy will be 1/2 price in the morning. You can get some good deals on chocolate rabbits.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I spent my easter recovering from wayyyy too much alcohol.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I got into a huge screaming fight with my girlfriend, went to my mom's house for dinner with her, pretended like everything was okay, made up with my girlfriend, read her a part of some retarded-ass book she had to read for class, went home and took a shit.

Happy fucking Easter.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

My brother cooked large ribeye steaks on the grill, served with roasted potatoes, broccoli, brussel sprouts, and asparagus. We ate in the livingroom while watching Animal Planet on TV. Then I went outside to smoke a cigarette and play with the cats. On my way home I posted a letter. It was a very nice day.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I jerked off...

twice.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I came back from the dead.

J-Jesus?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ralph Nader.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I hung around the bottoms of hills and stole childrens eggs.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I would then hide the eggs about my person and stage an impromtu egg-hunt. Ahh the confusion in the finders eye as he discovers the melted remnants of an egg in my boxers and wonders " Feces or chocolate, is it worth tasting it to find out?"

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

"Mommy! I think I found two tiny Easter eggs and a Tootsie Roll!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[quote]

"Mommy! I think I found two tiny Easter eggs and a Tootsie Roll!"[/quote]

Dude, that was you? I think I still have your braces/teeth straighteners.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I went to church :\

[quote][quote]

"Mommy! I think I found two tiny Easter eggs and a Tootsie Roll!"[/quote]

Dude, that was you? I think I still have your braces/teeth straighteners.[/quote]

"Mommy! It wasn't a Tootsie Roll after all! It was a creme-filled Twinkie!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

l...uh....lol...

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[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/streetproject/edited%20photos/baby.gif[/IMG]

Your such a pussy. :(

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.