Ok, so this is a little peculiar for the photoshop, but i think that this could be the answer to all the worlds problems.

Feel free to caption or better yet, to come up with the perfect electorial slogan.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

WAKE UP, AMERICA -- BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Listen up, you primitive screwheads... this... IS MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN!"

"When you enter that voting booth on election day, remember to place your X next to 'Groovy'!"

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Poop.

GIMME SOME SUGAR, AMERICA.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"One nation, under... *achoo* ...with liberty and justice for all.."

"My vice president will be.. me."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"I know I said no new taxes, but that's just what we call pillow talk baby."

Walk softly and carry a fistful of boomstick.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"We cannot allow the threat of trees to hound the innocent camping citizens of this great nation! Oaksama Birch Lemon, you're going down."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.