It like the back of a newspaper just got funnier.

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More as i think of them. Please add.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Funny as shit, smam. Good show.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Probably the best stuff you've done to date. I had a good old giggle at those.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I'd like to inquire about the "Stealth Wanking?"

nice ass, uh, ads, smam

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