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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Hey, Ma! I can see my crotch from here!"

"I wonder if I'll get extra points for my tampon slipping out?""

"Susan still had comfort knowing that even if she failed as a gymnist, she could always pursue porn."

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Once again, the incredible force of Peter North's explosive orgasm launched his co-star into the next room.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

this is what happens when the invisible man gets lucky.

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

"After her life-shattering (and anal shattering) injury (seen just moments after this action shot was taken) Kelly understood exactly why they removed 'The Flying Anal Mount' from the Kama Sutra"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Although Kelly wished to explore her lesbian desires, she totally misunderstood the concept of "muff-diving".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

nice.

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

Kelly scored a 10 on her 10-foot cuntplant.

When the Gymnastics Hootenanny broke out, Kelly volunteered to slap her thighs to the beat...

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I has a flavor!

"Dang... there has to be an easier way to air out my yeast infection."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002