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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Tonight on Fox, the premier episode of World's Stupidest Morons.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Tonight on UPN, the premiere episode of World's Most Moronic Stupids.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Helium powered cars. To blame for the plight of the rain-forest?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Police report that thieves were unsucessful in their attempt to steal 'The Largest Piece of Two-Tone Fudge in the World'.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Evel Knievel's attempt to build a low-tech ramp for his big comeback failed.

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I has a flavor!

Yemen's attempt to bug the consul's car was foiled because the battery pack on the device was a little too noticeable.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I turned Dad's car into a low rider! Cool or WHAT?!?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet