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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

The title was SUPPOSED to say

Double Your PLEASURE, Double Your ... (fuck ups?)

oops

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Tit-fuck? Do you think you can reach?

Is it ass sex if the one on the left likes it from behind?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Please kill us. If you have a single ounce of humanity, then please...oh God, PLEASE END THE HELLISH TORMENT OF OUR WRETCHED EXISTENCE."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Two blondes walking abreas... wait, no, that doesn't work.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"Kirk to Enterprise. Scotty, are you sure the transporter was operating normally when you beamed those two hookers over to my apartment?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Now THAT'S priceless, spank.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

HAHA!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

She's got legs right up to her necks.

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What others say about boorite!

"Hello Acme Escort Agency, yes Im calling about your Two-for-one offer....."

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Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????