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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Chester had waited over 20 years for his mail order toddler to arrive.

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Poop.

"Mommy, we're getting married. Pass the baby food, please?"

"Is that a bone in your pocket, Mister, or ... oh HA. HA. Very funny!"

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"Carol Anne shows she no longer fears Henry Kane"

- Exclusive preview of Poltergiest: A New Dawn

Note to campaign staff: Mr. Nader is never to appear in a publicity still without make-up again.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

She's so cute when she uses her life-draining touch of death.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Mr. Willis used to be mean and wouldn't want to play with me... He always said he was too busy... So I made him sleep... Now he can play with me all the time..."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"Anna Nicole Smith before she posted for Playboy. Even then, the older the man the hotter he was."

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

I guess the child molester of the year award will be given pothumously this year...

Damn you, Rabid. Damn you to Hell.

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What others say about boorite!

Coming this summer, the prequel you've been waiting for: The Fifth Sense.

"I feel dead people."

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