Note to Self: Kill Boss.
Note to Self: Kill Dept. Head.
Note to Self: Kill CEO. ...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The evidence tags at the scene indicated that the killer had really, really bad aim.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Double D" (from Ed, Edd, And Eddy) at his new job in 10 years...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"Remember to put up more sticky notes."

Every single note had the same message: I know what you did last summer!

I know they say women are better multi-taskers, but this...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

That reminds me...

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"I need a new system to keep track of all my passwords."

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I has a flavor!

Sally had great yellow spectrum sight, but couldn't decide on a paint color.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's awesome.

His mom finally took away his computer and Internet access, but she still had to find a better way to cover up all those jizz stains.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Looks like the Post-Its really hit the fan here.

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What others say about boorite!

All over town, you could still find evidence of the big explosion over at the Post-Its factory.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Mommy! I was playing in your office and found some pretty yellow stickers!"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

If that fucking nun pays one more visit to Sticky-Note World, I'll....

On the floor below is an orgy of cat-women gobbling mice and ripping post it notes from each other's nipples.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Excellent crossover.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Excellent! I didn't expect to find a sneak peak at this summers blockbuster "Invaders from the Planet Post-It!" on this message board.

Or am I mistaken and this is an insight into the rabbit like mating rituals of the humble post-it note?

When Reality Shows go Wrong;

After going over-budget on Medium Density Fibreboard, the producers of "House Invaders" decided to improvise instead of using paint.

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Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????

what happens when paige davis gets angry at TLC

OR!

Tonight at 11: the worlds only Post-it man is murdered. Crime scene photos and andy roony tonight!

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God Is A Bird... Do you believe in god?