You knew Lowpass would start accepting ad revenue sooner or later...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

***Tick Tock Tick Tock DING... "Hey honey, the potato's done!!!!"

***"Cool, my new LED nipples really look good on film"

***Obsession for Men, when you want to see yourself eye to eye

***"damn, what a bad place for a sunburn"

***"hmmmm, maybe if I spit on it that sore will go away"

***"Oh yeah, you are far to magnificent for a woman to appreciate"

***"We're done with the shoot ? great, just let me get my gum"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

--It's not just for women anymore.

- "Hang on, I'll just ask the boss..."

- "Damn it! Months in the gym, and I still can't bend over far enough!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

They told me they weren't gonna use that picture of me. Fuckers. I'm gonna call my agent.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Well, technically they didn't - your face is hidden by the underpants.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I think you can still see the top of my head.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.