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I has a flavor!

Regardless of what others might say about it, Jeff thought premature ejaculation was just plain swell.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Rule 125: Never let someone take your picture 5 minutes after having your shaft gobbled by a wide-mouthed nubile strumpet.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Damn it, biped, get outta my head!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Nine months after the rophynol wore off, Greg recieved an unexpected claims letter from the child support agency.

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Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????

"What? No, he's not my brother! What are you accusing me of??"

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

She was proud of being asked out on a real date, and he was proud of smoking most of the bouquet.

"Ya may think ahm a hill-billy, but you ain't gettin a peice of ass like this'un, Yankee!"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.