Would have to be Matt MacFarland right now. Bargain Bin is by far the funniest stuff I have read in a good while. Talented kid, is he.

I think he will be huge someday.

Hope, rather.

-E
http://www.kalaproductions.com

shut up

i dont like you telling me what to like

oh but skagg, i was merely voicing my own opinion

bollocks!

i dont need you!

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Oh dear, skagg took some grumpy pills with his breakfast this morning...

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they got mixed up with my tic tacs

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NOOOOOO!
He...here comes a...a...another p...p...p...POEM!

I like tic-tacs

When they are waxed in Deisel and honey

I like chicken

When I smear it with a bunny

I like candy

all sweet and and all sour

I like cheese
thats been draged up the Eifle tower???

all for now (YAAAAAAY!)

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

i like cactii when theyre shoved up deisel's arse

i like knives when they're in deisel's eyes

i like graves when they read "deisel, what a dick he was" on them

i like deisel

or at least the version of deisel in my own little dream world

that version is dead you see

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You are really pissing me of Skagg, don't think you're da man jus' 'cos you like taking the micky.

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

deisel, you pissed me off a long time ago

and i would happily inform you that giving you these burns makes me feel like a big man so shut up

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I've got five bucks on skagg.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

One would have to be as dumb as deisel to take that bet.

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This is not my empire.

I don't know. Maybe Deisel's packin' a shiv.

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I like fights between Deisel and Skagg
Will either one say "ur a f4g?"

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[quote]I like fights between Deisel and Skagg
Will either one say "ur a f4g?"
[/quote]

It's a matter of when, not if.

[quote]I like fights between Deisel and Skagg
Will either one say "ur a f4g?"
[/quote]

One with a bat,
and one with a knife.
I doubt either will
soon find a wife.

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Joining the forums?
Please find enclosed
One kick to the groin
One punch in the nose

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When I first came in,
things smoothly did sail;
the punch and the kick
got lost in the mail.

I've been here a bit
and the mail must go through.
My posts are too many,
my comics too few.

I think however,
I'm still a contender.
Punch and kick mailed,
stamped "Return to sender."

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We didn't forget you
Or misplace your shipment
It's just that you're wearing
Defensive equipment

(See collector's plate thread)

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"Protective equipment" is really a better choice of words.

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No point to this verse,
I just like to rhyme,
Though skagg could stomp deisel,
Oh yeah, any time.

Deisel is stupid,
Skagg is a geezer.
Deisel'll be wearing
A toe-tag in a freezer.

Sorry to say, but
I'm not a great poet.
Though I don't have to tell you -
You already know it.

One final note -
Deisel's poems suck arse.
That point is important,
So I don't really feel compelled to rhyme or get the rhythm right.

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I have nothing to add here
No new words are mine
Except you all've forgotten
The vital last line.

Burma Shave

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boorite's last poem
strayed from the scheme.
I'm not Doc Pedantic,
but I am on his team. :)

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[quote]boorite's last poem
strayed from the scheme.
I'm not Doc Pedantic,
but I am on his team. :)[/quote]He didn't want to discuss Gabes choice in gorilla turds.

==Ken (now available in rhyme-release capsules)

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Oops, widen LadyJ's smiley so it can serve as an apostrophe.

(A typo like the one above could be a catastrophe!)

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The best comic artist was Jeff Macnelly, but he's dead.

I guess i like Gary Larson better now.

[quote]boorite's last poem
strayed from the scheme.
I'm not Doc Pedantic,
but I am on his team. :)[/quote]

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