---
"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"And that's not all, Nancy! If you order the new Bukkako-Matic before the end of the program, you get a six-month supply of our exclusive Vacuu-Suck Sploogey-Bags absolutely free!"

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I *KNEW* you'd be the first one to caption this :-P

---
"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"The secret ingredient for Nancy's award winning 'Man-chowder' is now revealed."

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The take from the sperm bank heist was hard to count.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sally had little trouble collecting plenty of donations. Now, the hard part would be figuring out which charity was most in need of a large bowl of gooey, tainted semen.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Got cereal?

---
VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

After Rod Stewart's emergency stomach pumping, a lab technician examines the contents.

---
I has a flavor!

"Okay, that's enough, guys. Any more and I won't even be able to taste the Rice Krispies."

follow-up:

Instead of "snap", "crackle", and "pop", the Rice Krispies were now saying: "GAG!!!", "OH MY GOD, NO!!!", and "PLEASE KILL ME!!!"

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

People versus Michael Jackson: Exhibit 35b

---
Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????

LOW-CARB! Step right up, it's low-carb!

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com