If anyone can come up with more of these, I'd like to see them.

[Click to view comic: 'The Rhyming News']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Too bad rhymes don't = funny.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Neither does quantity, Paul.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'The Rhyming News, continued']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Me likey, biped. Me likey a lot.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Crikey! Me glad you likey, Mikey.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Now for a real challenge ...

[Click to view comic: 'Advanced Rhyming News']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

God damn it all! That was completely awesome. But why, kaufman? Why must you see a nice little mountain where people are hanging around on it, having a good time, and you've just got to climb it and proclaim it yours??? WHY, kaufman? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY.....?????

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Uh ...

Because it's there?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'The Late Night Limmerick edition']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You fuckers make me proud.

[Click to view comic: 'More Rhyming News']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Damn...here's a list of words I was jotting down for my next one.

Valerie Bertinelli
Senator Toracelli
belly
Nelly
R. Kelly
telly
Deli
smelly
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
jelly

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Take a deep breath...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped, you totally excel at this.

UMFUM, if you're out there, you'd kick ass at this. Where are you?

[Click to view comic: 'Limerick News']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.